Among My Frivilous Thoughts

yzma:

pull the lever kronk

(via beyoncebeytwice)

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

(via beyoncebeytwice)

galaxys4:

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

(via beyoncebeytwice)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(via beyoncebeytwice)

milkouji:

my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena 

(via beyoncebeytwice)

weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

(via lolimhilarious)

younghowell:

tyleroakley:

neatpotatoes:

when people i dont like touch me

or talk to me or look at me

ive been literally crying laughing at this for the past five minutes

(via monicasycamore17)