so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
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